Witty banter has it’s moments but at the end of the day, there’s a reason why his name is “Stealth”! And if any readers out there want to infer any larger meaning to our hero’s last few lines of dialogue here, well, I’m not going to say you shouldn’t. Nope, not at all.
The fact that G’eedup isn’t supposed to be a master scientist or anything like that made this page somewhat difficult to write as I struggled with how a non-genius type would explain things.
What, you thought our Teenage Negro Ninja Thrasher just had a cool skateboard and that was it? G’eedup obviously has much more than that up his sleeves…
A while back I made an attempt at casting a Stealth movie and with the passage of time, I figure a return might be in order. Only thing is, this time instead of casting one actor for each individual role, I’m going to offer up some different options and encourage you readers out there to let me know what you think! First up (obviously 
) is the star of the show, Stealth himself and his his alter-ego Allen White. The actor for this role needs to fit three important criteria- be young enough to realistically portray a teenager, have an athletic look and be a pretty good actor. With that in mind, here are three possibilities with some brief commentary, let me know what you think!
Tristan Wilds has spent the last three years starring on UPN’s 90210 revival and before that played on HBO’s The Wire so he’s got a good track record and again, could be ready for stardom with just one big role. Could that role be in a Stealth movie? Would Tristan make a good Allen/Stealth?
Chris Warren Jr from MTV’s RJ Berger and some Disney teen movie series that seems to have been pretty popular a few years back is the son of two actors so he’s got good genes and could need just one big role to blow him up into stardom. Could a Stealth movie be that one big role? Does Chris have what it takes to play Allen White/Stealth?
Everybody might hate Chris but starring in the UPN show put Tyler James Williams on the map as a potential future star. Could a Stealth movie be an avenue towards that stardom? Would Tyler make a good Allen/Stealth?
Sorry for the delay but here goes the latest update. Seems Mickey has finally struck a nerve . Got to love the sisterly bond.
One thing about this page that I didn’t think about as I was writing is that the time table is kind of off- the page is supposed to give the idea that several minutes (maybe more than 10) have passed since Allen went to the restroom (well, technically he did actually go to the restroom) but taking into account his super speed, the reality is it’s probably only been less than five. But of course, the main thing to take away from all of this is that in those five minutes (or however long it’s been), Nick found an opportunity to slip away as well.
But why would he need/want to get away from the girls?